Last time more non-perfect kids were born.  Archer got busy with his baby sister’s dad then aged up to YA.  More birthdays ensued for the younger girls too.

Ivory: “Where you going?”
Archer: “Off to get a job in the military.”
Ivory: “It’s about time you started paying rent.  Carry on”

I was doing something with the kids and only just now panned over here after seeing the notification that Archer slapped Zane.  He is standing here waiting to slap him again!  He apparently thinks Zane cheated on him.  *facepalm*

You do realize that he has been with his girlfriend since you were child, right?  Therefore he cheated on HER with you.  Not the other way around.

Archer: “Sims logic does not follow a logical pattern.  Therefore, I shall slap him silly again and then beat him up.”

Archer: *slap*
Zane:  “Ow!”
Ivory: “I am too busy flirting to care about what you are doing.”
Jason: *flirt*

Ruby is not paying any attention to what her older brother and dad are doing.  She autonomously decided to fish in the home pond that no one in the house has a high enough level to fish in.  Why aren’t you in your winter clothes?
Ruby: “I’m impervious to the cold.”
No dear.  You are immune to fire.  That is all.
Ruby: “Oh.”  *shivers*

Ivory: “What is that thing?”

You seriously fail at the pose.  You should really take notes from Ivory.

Archer: “You totally ruined my moment.”

Ivory: “Okay, new smelly household member.  I am Grandma.  I hate you.  Don’t cry and we will be okay.”

Adrian: “Pway toy?”
Yes, you finally got your first toy.

Ivory: “We had a deal kid!  No cry and I won’t scream at you.”
Adrian: “FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!”
Archer: *Runs to save his kid and feed him*

Archer: “You are such a bitch, mom.”
Adrian: “No wike gwamma.”
Archer: “No one does.”

Charity: “Hurry up and eat, kid.  I want to teach you to walk.”

Ivory: “Last one?”
We can only hope.

Jason: *panics*

We interrupt this labor for Archer’s Graduation.   Seriously EA?  She was halfway to the hospital.

He was voted Most Like to be a Sports Star – which will never happen since he wants to be an astronaut.

Ivory: “I am home.  May I continue?”
Be my guest.

Boy

Girl

Boy

Boy

Ivory: “I am going to hunt you down and kill you for this.”
*dies*

Not sure why Brie is napping in the road in the snow…but let’s wake her up so she doesn’t turn to a Briecicle.

Why haven’t you gone home to see your babies?
Jason: *fights with the Ainsley lady*  “Babies?  Plural?”
About as plural as Twallan’s mod can get.

Jason: “Let me just finish up with this bitch first.”  *intimidates*
Have you been taking lessons from Ivory?
Jason: “Yes!  Did I do good?”
Almost.  She didn’t pee herself or pass out.  Maybe next time.

Ember – Not heir.

Echo?  Edge?  *shrug*  Not heir either.  He had green/brown EA nasty ass hair, so I just gave him regular  brown.

Baby races.

Jason: “Let’s get you potty trained so that you and your daddy can move out.”

Route failure.  5 people for one set of stairs = Ivory’s first bladder failure.
Ivory: “I either get to kill them all and have the house to myself again or you are going to find me a new house.”
*Starts looking for a new house*

Archer and Adrian moved into this half rendered home.

Echo? Edge?  *shrug*  Jason’s clone.

Aha.  I was starting to wonder if I didn’t get his picture.   Eclipse.  Our 8th born and HEIR!  Yay!
*From three flights away* Ivory: “HALLELUJAH!”

Ivory: “Let’s get these brats skilled up!”

Luckily they only need to potty.  The pegs and xylo don’t actually require supervision.

Switches kids.

I swear, if you are knocked up, I will hurt you.

Ivory: “Oh hell no.  Can’t a girl have shower woohoo without an audience?”
You just did.  Don’t let it happen again.

Charity: “So Tatiana, you got any teen boys at home?”
Tatiana Salas: “I don’t think there are teen anything in this world.”
True story.

Still skilling.

Brie has her first abduction.

Last one to skill.

Charity: “I can’t handle them all alone!”
You’re the only one awake!

Ivory came down as the everyone else ran off to work and school.

It took from 7-11 am to get all four into their cribs since skilling is on the floor above and the spiral stairs take forever to go up and down.

Brie came home from school and was forced to fix the sink.

Jason: “If I die again, I will kill you.”

Ruby ages up (A and it’s prom night).

She is so pretty.  I wish she was a vamp.

Ivory: “Do you hear screaming?”
Jason: “I hear nothing but the sound of your sweet voice.”
Ivory: *swoon*

Two or three toddlers: “FEEEEED USSSSSS!”

Jason: “I’m really hungry.  See ya,”

Ivory: “Ugh.  Why won’t they shut the hell up?”

Ivory: “I am going to kill you!”

Brown haired quad: “FOOD!”

Ember: “FEED ME!”
Ivory: “SHUT UP!”
Eclipse: “FEED ME!”

Jason Clone: “ME EAT!”

Ivory: *leaves*

Luckily Jason was annoyed enough to come back down and grab the other two.

Prom is over, nothing good happened.  Brie ages up.  I caught her before my mod kicked in.

There she is without that ugly vamp glow.  She moves out.

Quads: *wahhhhh* “SLEEEPY!”

Triggers birthdays.  I can’t take anymore.

Jason was on a mission to fix the computer so he can work at home.
Jason: “Gotta go to work!”
It’s morning?  Already?
Jason: “Yep.  See ya.”

Ivory: “It’s the first damned day of school, boy child!  How dare you skip school!”
Brown-haired one: “It wasn’t on purpose, dumbass.  I refuse to go to school wearing girl gloves!”

Ivory: “WHAT did you call ME?”
BH Quad: “Oh great Goddess of the Universe?”
Ivory:  “Just get to school, moron.”

Ruby has an audience of one for her ghost story.

Eclipse.

The house is getting pretty hard to deal with.  It only has one level above ground and three basement levels.  With 8 sims in the house, it literally takes all day if they all want to go to bed at the same time.  Charity is probably going to be a teen forever.  She rarely gets to school on time and has a solid D in school.  Ruby has lost her A and is riding on a B for now.  Jason got his LTW of CEO and Ivory now has the free time to finish up hers.  She still has to bite 10 sims.

Next time, the quads’ names will be sorted out.  I only know that Eclipse is the heir and Ember is the girl.  They also need makeovers.  Short chapter next time (I hope) to finish out Ivory’s LTW and then start Gen. 2.