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Last time, Ivory moved to Midnight Hollow, got started on her LTW of turning the town, moved in her Romantic Interest, Jason Mann, and popped out two kids, one of which is definitely not an heir.

Ivory: “Eww.  It smells bad.”
Then put her down.  Geez.  Everything about Brie is her dad, Hyun-Moon.  At least he got a perfect heir child.

Ivory: “I have to spawn another brat, don’t I?”
Yes, you do.

Ivory: “How many times must I tell you?  I hate you.  Don’t speak to me.  Ever.  Got it?”
Archer: “I hate you back!”
Ivory: “Good.”

Ivory: “Are you done yet, girl child?”
Brie: “Uh uh.”
Ivory: “Well hurry up, spawn.  I want to tickle you for some stupid reason.”

Ivory also wants to potty train Brie.  See Brie age up well.  And see Brie become Evil.

Brie, it turns out, is Ivory’s favorite child.

Ivory is always playing and chatting with her.

Best friends.

But soon, Ivory found out that Colin moved to town.

Oh look!  A photo booth magically appeared.

Colin: “Kill him, Ivory.  He is a witness.”
Dude: “I totally heard a lullaby.  I’m telling your wife, Kahekili,”

Colin: “You better not turn me, bitch.”
Ivory: “Are shitting me?  And destroy my Fairy snack?  You are safe from that.”

Ivory: “Zane.”
Zane: “Bitch.”

So, even in separate saves, the good, honest, sweet guy still hates Ivory.

Why are you eating in the rain?

Archer: “Mommy said unwanted pets eat outside.”

Brie: “I cute.”

Ivory: “Yes.  Yes.  Go drink.”
Jason: “Did you poison the booze?”
Ivory: “Would I do that?”
Jason: “I think I’ll go to the bar tonight.”

Jason: “Keep your legs closed, bitch.  I’m not raising any more kids from random strangers.”
Ivory: “Too late.”

Zane stopped by, but of course Genies don’t have plasma and was safe from Ivory’s bite.

Ivory: “C’mon on in Mistry.  I’ll be with you as soon as I’m done derping.”

Ivory: “I’m totally knocked up with a Kahekili again.”

Zane: “Congrats.  I’m just so thankful it’s not mine.”
Ivory: “Oh Zane, Zane, Zane. I have you penciled in for the next spawn.”
Zane: *sobs*

Zane: “I wish you would put the screaming child away somewhere.”
Ivory: “I will.  Someday.”

Ivory: “I just love holding her for no apparent reason.  I have urges to take her to the bathroom with me.  Then I carry her all over the house.  I can’t stop.”

Ivory: “Is this love?”
Zane: “Yes.  Then she will grow up and realize what a nasty piece of work you are and then she will detest the sight of you.”
Ivory: “That will suck.”

Brie: “Mommy eat?”

Ivory: “I am not happy about this one bit!”

Ivory: “One last tickle for my best girl!”
Brie: *giggles*

Brie ages up and we fulfilled Ivory’s wish and gave her Evil.

It was pretty shocking to all when Hyun-Moon showed up to meet his daughter.  It was touch and go dealing with an evil child though.

Archer hit teen and seems pretty fem to me.

Hyun-Moon: “Starving!!!”
Ivory: “Yes, die of starvation!  Die!!”

Ivory: “Yes, Military school?  I randomly wished to send my favored disciple to you.”

Quality father/son time.

Until Ivory forced Archer to leave.

Jason: “I was having fun until she showed up.”

Brie: “Are you going to love it more than you love me?”
Ivory: “Never!”
Brie: “Good.  I will cancel all plans to kill it then.”

Brie paints under the watchful eye of her beloved mother.

Now that Archer is a teen, Ivory has decided that he is worth her time now.  Although they will never be more than a red bar on the relationship panel, at least they tried.

Jin-Sang (I think): “I hear your mom likes to screw.  I am hoping to be added to the list.”
Archer: “Get out of here loser!”

Ivory: “Please, please be the last one.”

Ivory was dumbfounded when Colin showed up at the hospital.  She will never say if it was because he actually showed up or because he was hot in his uniform.

Brie: “I leave for school tomorrow, baby.  You are safe for now.”
Charity: *cries*

Yes, we have another girl.

Jason: “Great.  Another kid that’s not mine to take care of.”

She has everything until you go into CAS and see that she has Colin’s eyes.

I did my first peek though and found out that she is a clone of Ivory.  In that way, I am glad she is not the heiress.

Brie finishes an awesome painting that Ivory lovingly hung on the wall.
Brie: “I guess I’ll go sleep until the stupid taxi comes.

Because of the eye issue, Ivory ordered new black eyes,.

Ivory: “Zane!  You have to help a girl out!”
Zane: “You have never once been nice to me.  Why should I help you out?”
Ivory: “Please, Zane.  Let me have your kid.  I’m begging.”

Zane: “Who’s going to be taking care of this kid?”
Ivory: “Jason.  Duh!”

Zane: “Who’s going to buy it toys and play with him?”
Ivory: “Jason.  Duh.”

Zane: “Fine.”

Zane: “Biggest mistake of my life.”
Ivory *pockets the evidence*

If it wasn’t for Archer, Charity would never have learned her skills.

Number 4 on the way.

Even when she is done and only needs the solo skills, Archer is there with her.

And then it happened.  Jason, the official household handy person, got zapped by the tv.

Ivory, surprising everyone in the house, bargained for Jason’s life.

And won.

*in all my years playing, I never knew you could challenge Grim to a game of chess for someone’s life*

With a new lease on life, Jason realized that blood or not, these were his kids and vowed to spend more time with them.

Ivory wasn’t sure what was going on, but she couldn’t stop hugging Jason.

No makeover yet, but here is Charity.

Nervous Subject came home with Archer.  He has a facial defect.

I’m sure it was a slider issue, but it was just a small adjustment to the nose got rid of the defect between the lip and nostrils.  I think the TS2 version is a smidge cuter (barely).

For the first time since Archer was conceived, Ivory and Jason got busy.

Then I heard a lullaby, which is impossible because Ivory is having Zane’s baby.

Oh. Em. Gee!   I got a pop up that Nervous was coming home with Archer, so I never realized he went across the street to Zane’s house.  Zane is engaged to a lady too!

Meanwhile….

Ivory: “What are you doing?”

Jason: “Never again will you sleep with a man who isn’t me.”

Ivory: “Your manliness has turned me on something fierce.  Woohoo?”

Jason: “Sure…let me just go with the aliens…again.”

*snort*

Ivory: “Please, let me be done.”

Zane and Ivory welcomed a baby girl, Ruby.  Zane is the first father to actually come home with his baby.

Ivory: “That thing stinks!”
Jason: “I can’t hear you over the voices in my head.”

Ivory: “Let’s leave it on the floor screaming while we go screw each others brains out.”
Jason: “Race you to the bed!”

Jason: “That was good fun.”
Ivory: “Indeed.”

Because Ruby was completely ignored by everyone,  she immediately has a birthday.  She’s perfect except for one small detail…she’s a genie and not a vampire.

I also peeked ahead and she turns out gorgeous.

Charity: “Mommy!  I’m hungry!!”
Archer: “Me too!”
Ivory: “SHUT UP!  I’m tired of your whining!”
Jason: “I am sure this is the first and last time my boss invites us to a party.”

John Doe becomes a snack.  Current tally (as we catch up to where I left off last time I played) is: 10/20 snacks, 5/5 minions.

The two starving kids helped themselves to bread and jam out of the Doe’s fridge.  John threw the kids out of the house.

Charity came running back in the house.  She didn’t even notice her mom sneak out past her.

While John’s widow and Jason mourn the passing of poor old John…

Ivory was having a leisurely bath.

She had gotten away with murder.

Again.

*in all her saves, she has 3 unconfirmed kills, 2 confirmed kills and 1 arrest, which led to her being imprisoned.  She does have more overall, but I used a different .sim file for those.*

Ruby got her makeover and skills done.

Brie aged up to teen, so I let her come home.

Charity aged up to teen.

Brie when she isn’t doing her “I’m evil, fear me” look.

Archer Mist – Loves the Outdoors, Virtuoso, Brooding, Neat, and Nurturing.  LTW: Become an Astronaut.  Likes: Songwriter, O Positive, and Black.

Our first one ages up to YA.  The house still has room, so he will stick around for a bit.

Makeovers:

Brie – Hyun-Moon clone.

Charity – Ivory’s clone, wrong eyes.

Ruby – Missing vamp trait.

Stay tuned for more babies.

You know, if you’d get out of the shadows, I could introduce you better.

Ivory: “If you don’t leave me alone, I’ll stab you in the eye!”

Will you just move?!

Ivory: “Fine, but I’m not happy about it.”

Ivory Mist had a short lived Tumblr setup as a FPS Assassin.  She then went on to do a prisoner challenge after getting busted by the cops.  She escaped the prison and hid out in Hell Hollow (she is still there).

Ivory went on to make enemies of Zane Mistry,  star of Cloudwalker’s award winning (and amazing!) Someone Like Her machinima.

Well worth the watch.

When she wasn’t attacking Zane, she was going after Colin Kahekili.  Next update on Nirar’s Random legacy will have Ivory (squee!  So excited for that!).  Colin is a super bad boy, but I think he met his match with Ivory (in my little mini story here).

It was only a matter of time before she was ready to try something new.

Ivory: “Says who?”
Says me!
Ivory: “You must have a death wish.”

Ivory is pretty weird.  She is evil and mean spirited, but she is also family oriented.  I did a trait overhaul and only kept the mean spirited and evil.  I added in the dislikes children and two other random traits.  I think the useless great kisser and one that is so lame, I can’t remember it workaholic.

Her LTW is to turn the town.  I am requiring that anyone birthing for a perfect heir must complete their LTW.   Ivory was plopped down in Midnight Hollow, which I bought within 10 minutes of it being out, but with my game crashing for the past month or so, this will be my first look at it.  She likes Dark Wave, O Positive and White.

Ivory: “How dare you stick me in a world full of good people.”

Julian: “I hear you need a mate for genetics. I’m available.”

Ivory: “That’s the best joke ever!”

Ivory needed a quick a bite to stave off her hunger pains.

She then decided he would make a good minion.  Fausto might not have wanted to be a vampire, but he didn’t really get much of a say.

*I have mods in that allow snacking in public, no death from sunlight and autonomous biting and turning*

Ivory: “Ugh.  What is up with all these nice people in a weird town like this?”
I have no clue.

Ivory needed to get away from all the nice townies and decided to meet up with Jason Mann, one of Navetsea’s skin models.  He has random traits and I gave him red highlights.

Although attracted to each other, they disliked each other at first sight.  Must be a problem when the evil meet the insane.

Ivory cut through the barriers.

Then made him a slave to the blood.

He was much more amenable now.

Until the evil took over.  Poor Jason passed out and then pissed himself.

She felt bad about scaring the piss out of him and wanted to give him a gift.  All she had was a space rock though.

Jason: “How come there are no human bed in this…tomb?”
Ivory: *shrug* “It’s not like you will be needing one for much longer.”

Jason: “What did she mean by that?”

I had planned on sending them to uni before starting the challenge, but the Mascot was too terrified and never stopped by.  hehe  So, while I figure out what to do, Ivory was left to watch the cooking channel.

Jason Mann did move in the night before.  He is a Schmoozer, charismatic, irresistible, workaholic and insane.  He likes Rock, O Positive (now) and Black.  He wants to be CEO and got a job in Business.

Ivory: “TV is boring.”

Ivory: “Yay, money!”

So, she got herself a toy making machine and went to town on it.

This guy made the mistake of stopping by later that night.  All Jules wanted to do was offer his services as a stud/baby maker for Ivory.

The next couple of days passed without incident…well unless that moment I heard an unauthorized lullaby, ruining Uni chances for the couple.

Marina flagged down a passing Ivory to say hi.  Ivory was quickly struck by the ugly.

Ivory: “No wonder your boy toy dumped you on the first day.  You are hideously ugly.  One bite from me can fix you.  All you have to say is yes.”
Marina: “Yes.”

Marina was quite shocked at first.  It worked!  She might still be 80 years old, but she felt like a million bucks!

Then the panic set in.

Ivory: “You can run, old woman, but you cannot hide.”

Ivory: “Ah shit.”

Ivory: “Maybe if I soak long enough, I can drown it en utero.”

Ivory didn’t let a stupid thing like pregnancy get in her way.  She added Nadia to her list of snacks.

Ivory: “Family sims suck!”
Salas lady: “Baby hater!”

*It’s currently week 4 in my game, the Salas’ have sooo many offspring, that I can’t figure out who’s the mom…lol  they even have a human child.  Shocking!  (giggle)*

This will be the first and last documentation on the abductions.  Supernaturals can’t get impregnated, so it’s useless to show you.  Jason and Ivory get abducted every fucking night.

Nice outift!
Ivory: “Oh shut up and get this thing out of me.”

A quick trip to the hospital (we want to avoid any “accidental” baby deaths) and out Ivory emerged with baby boy Archer.

I let him stay a baby until the next morning and then aged him up and he got his makeover.  He has the eyes and vampirism, but random brown hair.

Jason left for work the next day and knew something was up.  He just didn’t know what it was.

Ivory: “So, like have a great day, bring us money and get a goddamn promotion.”
Jason: “sigh”

Ivory: “So, now that he’s gone, let’s get down to business.”
Hyun-Moon: “Are you sure my wife won’t find out?”
Ivory: “I promise.”

Ivory: “You do know what happens to random people that stop by without calling right?”
Nathan: “Of course.  It’s no accident that I came tonight.”

As is her custom, first she snacks, then she turns.

Then she potty trains.
Ivory: “Hurry up you little shit.”

Ivory: “Ah fuck.”

Jason: “C’mon, Archer.  Let’s make our escape while the bitch naps.”

Archer: ”Not seepy, daddy!”

Ivory: “Where’s that evil little spawn?”
Jason: “Asleep.  I am hoping for once he doesn’t have nightmares about his mom and wake up screaming.  Just stay away from him.”
Ivory: “Fine, take away all my fun.”

Jason: “You do know that there are other ways to have fun, right?”
Ivory: “Oh do tell…in explicit detail.”

Ivory was on her way to murder poor Archer, who woke up from another nightmare starring his mom.  Luckily, Jason got to him first.

Archer aged up later that day and dyed his hair to be more like his dad.

Ivory: “How did that little freak get homework without ever going to school?”
*shrug*

Ivory decided to make Archer a very special toy.

Although scared at first, Archer loved it!

Ivory: “Dammit.  It was supposed to scare him to death.  Literally.”

Ivory: “I’ll bite you later, Annie.  Another mutant spawn is clawing its way out.”

Baby girl Brie was the result of her encounter with that Hyun-Moon guy.

See you next time for more fun with the ever increasing horribleness that is Ivory.