Everyone wants a hand in skilling Zerdah. (ugh forgot her name again!  I played all day yesterday too!)

Everyone left for work and school.  This left Iris to work on the skilling.

My newest endeavor is to age up the kids as soon as they get honor roll, but only if they are boring and unnecessary beings.  Today, we watch Xavier, Alan and Arkin hit teen.

Arkin looks a lot like his dad, Spike.

Xavier was next.  I quickly swapped out Arkin’s cake and set Yoshi’s up for her age up to teen.

Yoshi spins while I get Alan’s pic.  He’s sorta cute I guess.  I really think the whole family has been super ugly from day one.  I try to marry in pretty genetics, but they never latch on correctly.

Molly’s genes failed on Yoshi.  She has become the ugliest thing we’ve seen in a long time.

Here goes Z!  I hope she turns out cute at least.

Out of nowhere, Molly flips the hell out.  Full on terrified.  I half expected her to jump off the computer and hide behind me.

*snort*  Guess who’s bite finally manifested.

So hard to keep track of, but here I go.  Molly pisses herself in terror.  Alan is still celebrating a birthday..probably Z.

Z ages up and passes out in terror.

Arkin pisses himself.

Alan went running and pissed himself at the front gate.

I personally needed to test this one more time so I can be amused some more, so I can see Wally’s reaction.  There was none, then I realized he has the brave trait.

Yoshi had ran off to the bathroom and missed Iris’ transformation.  She did catch grandpa’s and promptly passed out.  Everyone did the same thing all over again.  I finally stopped laughing a while later and moved everyone out.

Spike leads the charge.

Followed quickly by two dogs,  Alan, Arkin, Xavier,  Yoshi, and Z.

These two bastards snuck in a woohoo with a lullaby.  MC killed off the pregnancy and then I shut off all woohoo and romantic crap.  No more hours upon hours of flirting.

There is only Victor, Molly, Wally and almost dead dog, Velvet.

Molly offers to teach Wally to drive, which they then spent some time doing.

Wally was then sent to sell off his inventory that he stole from all the family members before I bought them a house across town.  This nets them about 40k over the next couple of days.  He then spent 2.5 million on business around town.  This left them with about 200k.

He got busted pranking the school.

Mom was not amused when he said the frog invasion was a work of art.

He then immediately set off and flooded the school.  It was prom night, so he went fishing until it was time to go.

I added a bunch of people to town, gender switched the males and aged them all down to teen.  I think the town is only two or three weeks old and no one is producing offspring yet, so the teen male/female ratio is really bad in favor of males.

After adding 9 or 12 girls to town, the prom was a success.

I had sent Victor for an opportunity.

I thought it could be a nice date night and sent Molly to the theater so they could watch the symphony together.  Instead, I found them taking turns attacking Xavier.

Apparently,  Xavier is the most hated person in town.  He has like 15 enemies.

No woohoo/flirting is really nice.  I get to see how they interact when the game can’t push them to mate like rabbits.  I was happy to see that they do still spend all their time together.

Victor is just wasting some time with the chemistry set.

Wally had a decent time at prom.  Bella came out as his romantic interest, but he spent several minutes  gazing into Emerald’s eyes.

I got him flirting with Bella and getting to know her.  I’m unsure of the pink girl’s name, but she is letting me know she is up for the baby making challenge of producing Wally’s heir.  Wally offers to be Bella’s white knight and she happily accepts.

Then turns down the first kiss.  I hate that EA pushes them together like this.  They don’t have compatible signs.

Everyone stopped and laughed when I had Wally dump Bella.  She was not happy to be the laughing stock of the whole school and immediately tried to say she loved Wally.

We talked to pink girl.  Signs aren’t compatible, but some traits are.  Too bad she has a boyfriend.

We then got to Emerald and things started looking up, well if you can ignore that she is struck dumb by his 3-star status.  Blondie is waiting her turn while Arkin takes notes.

She is not conventionally pretty, but there is something about her that I just love.

As the sun rises, she accepts the first kiss from her knight in shining armor.

No one left that night, all interested in seeing who will help bring on the next generation of perfect genetics.

Right as they were getting ready to head into class, Emerald becomes Wally’s girlfriend officially.

She called up while he was doing garden duty that afternoon and Wally immediately asked if she liked diamonds or preferred emeralds like her name.

Victor and Molly took off on a free vacation.  It was the 3rd one offered during this play session and I finally gave in and let them.

For my own personal entertainment, I turned teen woohoo on, teen pregnancy on, and I let them go at it with whoever they wanted by killing the need to be romantic with the woohoo partner.

I have no clue who the first couple was,  I think it was Arlo Bunch with someone.

Wally finally rolled his LTW of level 10 in alchemy and throwing 50 elixirs.  We have been storing them up in his inventory for several days.  Bella, still crying over being dumped,  was the first one.

Bella:  What the hell!?!

Bella cries over her lost chance in being in a legacy of mine for the first time.  The potion was one that immediately ages her up, so everyone celebrates the birthday.

Alan was next, but I don’t recall what he got.  I think it was a melancholy one.

Xavier was turned into a Zombie.

Alan got comforted by Sandi French? Maybe.

Paparazzi guy became a mummy, which was bad form on my part.  Now when everyone goes near the gate, they get an “Holy sh*t, a mummy!” moodlet.

Emerald was not left out either.  Wally likes her underwear.   Oh wait!  She’s in her underwear?  I wonder if they got a woohoo in without my seeing?  I will have to check next time I go in game.  I thought I was being diligent in keeping them apart.

Wally:  Woohooo!  So exciting!
Emerald:  What is so exciting?

Wally:  This!
Emerald: OMG!

Emerald accepts the ring and her new witchy status thanks to Wally’s potion.

She then agrees to move in too.

*turns off woohooer*

Several potions later, Xavier is now a tragic clown.  I quickly have Wally throw him out because the crying is driving me nuts.

The parents come home after a neighbor called the cops.  The night of the full moon brought a pillow fight and a trip over to a someone’s house for a party.

Wally has been on the honor roll for days and days, but Emerald is a lot younger than Wally.  As soon as she gets on the honor roll from Military School, I will cake them both.

The party was a bore.  Everyone kept yawning.  Iqbal Alvi surprised everyone when he died of boredom.

Madison Van Watson was quite puzzled when Hank Goddard tried to show everyone what it would be like if he and Victor were conjoined twins

No matter what, they could not get dislodged from each other.

I sent these two back from the party early and just let them dance the night away.

Victor is addicted to the slot machine, but Molly can usually get him to play with her for short periods of time.

A pretty view from the backyard.

I then got Emerald to go pick up the two seeds and chipmunk before sending her off to school.

Wally’s alchemy level is like 3 and his potions are at 10/50 used.