Tagged: Sims 3
Intro: Açaí’s Genes
Açaí Berry: Hopeless Romantic, Friendly, Dislikes Children, Brave and Neat.
Likes: Hip Hop, Sushi and Spice Brown.
Sign: Aquarius.
Hair: Orange/red, Blue, Yellow and Green.
Eyes: Pink
Skin: Blue (a child is considered perfect if the skin tone falls under Scatter Tone 8)
Life State: Fairy/Witch Hybrid (a child is considered perfect if he is either a witch or a fairy. Bonus automatic heir if he/she is a hybrid of both).
She stays in Lunar Lakes for a couple of weeks while I wait for a world to be ready for downloaded. Then she will move.
Chapter 1: Açaí Berry
Acai move to Lunar Lakes because her hometown was taken over by a developer. They insisted it would most likely take 8-10 years. She had never lived away from home before and she had never had a job either.
After the move, she wished to get a military job. After acquiring the job, she met a man named Michael Tomyoy, a co-worker.
Even though she wished to go jogging, she insisted that was a false wish.
Acai: Why would I want to jog when I have a perfectly good broom in my pocket?
Acai: Okay, I’m done.
Valentina was quickly taught to hunt. She is a waterbaby and leaves puddles everywhere for Acai to clean up.
For some reason her wings were delayed. They did finally show up though.
Valentina searched and located her first collectible. Yay for a chip bag!
This is her co-worker, Michael Tomyoy. I did a little maintenance on his hair, but that’s about it. He does have commitment issues, which should be really fun to get around.
She took him on a tour of the theater for some fun and games.
They both got caught with their pants down…literally.
She talked him into moving in and promptly decided that they can’t stand each other.
That’s okay though. He is only there for one reason and it was successful.
She did finally pop. She really enjoyed being pregnant.
She told Michael all about it.
He was ecstatic. Good thing he is since he will be taking care of the thing.
This is the extent of their time together.
She did get around to learning some alchemy.
While Michael fixed the dishwasher in two puddles and survived.
When Michael isn’t at work, he is playing with Valentina.
Val: Omg! It’s a stick.
Val: Throw it! Throw the stick!
Val: Gotta get the stick!
Val: Got you!
Acai just hangs out and ignores everyone.
They do work out together, but they don’t speak.
She works out all the time trying to get levels for her job.
It was finally time! Let’s pop it out and get perfect genetics!
Acai: If I close my eyes and think happy thoughts, maybe it will disappear.
Sadly, she only has mom’s hair. She got Dad’s eyes and skin. She is also fully human.
Applelily Berry – Athletic Loner. She likes R&B, Vegetarian Chili and Purple. She is a Gemini.
Acai had a wish to woohoo in the fairy house. MIght as well get started on baby #2 while they do it.
This is Dan Schnapps-Baker. I am using my Twallan to moosh up genetics of my sim bin and populate my town. The Schnapps’ are my made family and the Baker is the EA family from the bin.
He randomly called up Acai and asked her on a date. I thought he was cute enough to say yes.
They spent half the night together and had a blast. They are both Brave and Neat, which helped tremendously. I do believe their signs were compatible too.
Acai: I want to keep him!
We will have to pop out that kid and throw Michael out first.
Val: Pat attention to me!
Acai: I hate kids.
Speaking of I sent her to the bookstore to buy toddler books. I didn’t realize she was going to bring Apple with her.
Apple cried in hunger the whole way, since their final destination was the library…
Apple just ate dinner there while this lady dropped her kid on the floor and walked away.
So, I aged him up. He is a Sekemoto. Apple power reads after her bottle and reads all the books in a matter of half a day.
She really is adorable and sweet. I’m glad she is a loner for the simple fact that Acai never stays in the same room with her. Ever.
When it was time to go home, Acai tried to leave Apple at the library. Not gonna happen lady.
Acai: A girl’s gotta try.
More working out.
Which caused her to go into labor.
Michael: Sorry, can’t hear you through the stink fog!
Acai: Hospital..Now!
Michael: Sorry, still can’t hear you.
He was taking Apple to her cake when he realized that Acai was at the hospital. He brought her with him.
Baby #2 is a little boy named Tanglefruit.
Acai: It’s bad enough I have to bring one home, but did you really have to bring that one with you?
Michael: Unlike you, I love my daughter. Shut up.
Michael: Don’t forget to make a wish, baby girl.
Apple: I wish for a new mommy!
Meanwhile, Acai never got her cake afterwards.
Acai: Aww shit! I better not get pregnant.
Acai: Sob. I was probed.
Just be glad I didn’t manually give you the unexpected weight gain moodlet.
Tanglefruit is not a perfect genetic child either. He has mom’s hair and Dad’s eyes and skin. He is full human.
Tanglefruit Berry – Loves the Outdoors Virtuoso. Likes Pop, Fried PB & Banana, and White. He is a Capricorn.
She is such a pretty little girl. She still enjoys her solitude and spends most of her free time swimming. Michael did all of her skills and they are best friends. Her and Acai are strangers.
Michael had moved out the day after Tangle’s toddler birthday. Dan is now Acai boyfriend, but they are not living together. This means that Acai gets to do all of Tangle’s skills.
In another part of the house, all alone is Apple.
Interesting looking babysitter, but at least he is doing something worthwhile.
Apple had been swimming so long she almost drowned in fatigue.
So, I had her go look through a telescope for a while to calm down.
Apple: I wish mommy loved me so I could ask for a rocking horse.
Well, kid. I love you, so here.
Apple: Yeeeehaw!! Thank you!
Acai: Hello? Really? It’s done? Great news! I will pack the house up and those smelly brats and be on the way.
I always move my families to an empty lot before I use porter on them.
Almost 10 years to the day after moving to Lunar Lakes, Acai got word that her town was done and ready for the residents to return. She was the first one back in town.
~Normally I would just save to the bin, but I had to bring Dan and Michael too and I didn’t want to add them both into the household.
Chapter 19 – Wolf Terror
Everyone wants a hand in skilling Zerdah. (ugh forgot her name again! I played all day yesterday too!)
Everyone left for work and school. This left Iris to work on the skilling.
My newest endeavor is to age up the kids as soon as they get honor roll, but only if they are boring and unnecessary beings. Today, we watch Xavier, Alan and Arkin hit teen.
Arkin looks a lot like his dad, Spike.
Xavier was next. I quickly swapped out Arkin’s cake and set Yoshi’s up for her age up to teen.
Yoshi spins while I get Alan’s pic. He’s sorta cute I guess. I really think the whole family has been super ugly from day one. I try to marry in pretty genetics, but they never latch on correctly.
Molly’s genes failed on Yoshi. She has become the ugliest thing we’ve seen in a long time.
Here goes Z! I hope she turns out cute at least.
Out of nowhere, Molly flips the hell out. Full on terrified. I half expected her to jump off the computer and hide behind me.
*snort* Guess who’s bite finally manifested.
So hard to keep track of, but here I go. Molly pisses herself in terror. Alan is still celebrating a birthday..probably Z.
Z ages up and passes out in terror.
Arkin pisses himself.
Alan went running and pissed himself at the front gate.
I personally needed to test this one more time so I can be amused some more, so I can see Wally’s reaction. There was none, then I realized he has the brave trait.
Yoshi had ran off to the bathroom and missed Iris’ transformation. She did catch grandpa’s and promptly passed out. Everyone did the same thing all over again. I finally stopped laughing a while later and moved everyone out.
Spike leads the charge.
Followed quickly by two dogs, Alan, Arkin, Xavier, Yoshi, and Z.
These two bastards snuck in a woohoo with a lullaby. MC killed off the pregnancy and then I shut off all woohoo and romantic crap. No more hours upon hours of flirting.
There is only Victor, Molly, Wally and almost dead dog, Velvet.
Molly offers to teach Wally to drive, which they then spent some time doing.
Wally was then sent to sell off his inventory that he stole from all the family members before I bought them a house across town. This nets them about 40k over the next couple of days. He then spent 2.5 million on business around town. This left them with about 200k.
He got busted pranking the school.
Mom was not amused when he said the frog invasion was a work of art.
He then immediately set off and flooded the school. It was prom night, so he went fishing until it was time to go.
I added a bunch of people to town, gender switched the males and aged them all down to teen. I think the town is only two or three weeks old and no one is producing offspring yet, so the teen male/female ratio is really bad in favor of males.
After adding 9 or 12 girls to town, the prom was a success.
I had sent Victor for an opportunity.
I thought it could be a nice date night and sent Molly to the theater so they could watch the symphony together. Instead, I found them taking turns attacking Xavier.
Apparently, Xavier is the most hated person in town. He has like 15 enemies.
No woohoo/flirting is really nice. I get to see how they interact when the game can’t push them to mate like rabbits. I was happy to see that they do still spend all their time together.
Victor is just wasting some time with the chemistry set.
Wally had a decent time at prom. Bella came out as his romantic interest, but he spent several minutes gazing into Emerald’s eyes.
I got him flirting with Bella and getting to know her. I’m unsure of the pink girl’s name, but she is letting me know she is up for the baby making challenge of producing Wally’s heir. Wally offers to be Bella’s white knight and she happily accepts.
Then turns down the first kiss. I hate that EA pushes them together like this. They don’t have compatible signs.
Everyone stopped and laughed when I had Wally dump Bella. She was not happy to be the laughing stock of the whole school and immediately tried to say she loved Wally.
We talked to pink girl. Signs aren’t compatible, but some traits are. Too bad she has a boyfriend.
We then got to Emerald and things started looking up, well if you can ignore that she is struck dumb by his 3-star status. Blondie is waiting her turn while Arkin takes notes.
She is not conventionally pretty, but there is something about her that I just love.
As the sun rises, she accepts the first kiss from her knight in shining armor.
No one left that night, all interested in seeing who will help bring on the next generation of perfect genetics.
Right as they were getting ready to head into class, Emerald becomes Wally’s girlfriend officially.
She called up while he was doing garden duty that afternoon and Wally immediately asked if she liked diamonds or preferred emeralds like her name.
Victor and Molly took off on a free vacation. It was the 3rd one offered during this play session and I finally gave in and let them.
For my own personal entertainment, I turned teen woohoo on, teen pregnancy on, and I let them go at it with whoever they wanted by killing the need to be romantic with the woohoo partner.
I have no clue who the first couple was, I think it was Arlo Bunch with someone.
Wally finally rolled his LTW of level 10 in alchemy and throwing 50 elixirs. We have been storing them up in his inventory for several days. Bella, still crying over being dumped, was the first one.
Bella: What the hell!?!
Bella cries over her lost chance in being in a legacy of mine for the first time. The potion was one that immediately ages her up, so everyone celebrates the birthday.
Alan was next, but I don’t recall what he got. I think it was a melancholy one.
Xavier was turned into a Zombie.
Alan got comforted by Sandi French? Maybe.
Paparazzi guy became a mummy, which was bad form on my part. Now when everyone goes near the gate, they get an “Holy sh*t, a mummy!” moodlet.
Emerald was not left out either. Wally likes her underwear. Oh wait! She’s in her underwear? I wonder if they got a woohoo in without my seeing? I will have to check next time I go in game. I thought I was being diligent in keeping them apart.
Wally: Woohooo! So exciting!
Emerald: What is so exciting?
Wally: This!
Emerald: OMG!
Emerald accepts the ring and her new witchy status thanks to Wally’s potion.
She then agrees to move in too.
*turns off woohooer*
Several potions later, Xavier is now a tragic clown. I quickly have Wally throw him out because the crying is driving me nuts.
The parents come home after a neighbor called the cops. The night of the full moon brought a pillow fight and a trip over to a someone’s house for a party.
Wally has been on the honor roll for days and days, but Emerald is a lot younger than Wally. As soon as she gets on the honor roll from Military School, I will cake them both.
The party was a bore. Everyone kept yawning. Iqbal Alvi surprised everyone when he died of boredom.
Madison Van Watson was quite puzzled when Hank Goddard tried to show everyone what it would be like if he and Victor were conjoined twins
No matter what, they could not get dislodged from each other.
I sent these two back from the party early and just let them dance the night away.
Victor is addicted to the slot machine, but Molly can usually get him to play with her for short periods of time.
A pretty view from the backyard.
I then got Emerald to go pick up the two seeds and chipmunk before sending her off to school.
Wally’s alchemy level is like 3 and his potions are at 10/50 used.
Chapter 18 – Moving Back In and Moving Away
Oh lookie it’s an update! This is for you, Charlie. I had so much trouble with Molly that I avoided this family like the plague. Dusts off my updated mods and goes in game.
So sweet and peaceful when they’re asleep. Too bad this is false advertising.
The third one was screaming too. I have no reason why their motives went from all green to all red in a split second. Did it on another file I have too. Not much documenting is going on because I was having a hard enough time keeping the social worker at bay.
I plan on just saving the family to the bin and moving towns soon. I’m not taking anyone else. Therefore, Virgil and Molly moved back in. They are now newlyweds, but this does not stop Victor from reminding him who she belonged to first.
Alan and Arkin were already done with skilling. Iris did Xavier’s walking and talking.
The garden is still growing strong. Every time they get enough to sell, they are brining in about 50k. It does take every adult in the house now to run it.
Xavier’s blood curdling screams alert me to the fact that Molly is in labor.
That was the call for Wally to come running so that he could start screaming too.
We introduce you to the first girl of the generation, Yoshi. When Virgil found out about the baby’s paternity, he immediately divorces her. Oops.
All four boys have gone for painting and writing classes. All 4 boys have gotten (or will have gotten by the end of the update) honor roll.
Wally ignores the screams of his little sister to play video games. Victor mumbles curses under his breath and goes to feed and change her.
Yoshi gets aged up, because I didn’t want to deal with babies.
She got Grandpa Spike’s hair and the yellow eyes must come from Molly’s family.
Since her bars were in happy green, Iris got right on to potty training first.
Molly and Virgil both think that graduation robes is the new career outfit. Molly was able to get home in time for Yoshi’s dinner.
We even got some mommy/daughter snuggly time in after new hair for both ladies.
She will be getting a full makeover soonish. I got her a new career outfit that matches her hair ribbon.
It’s 10pm do you know where your curfew breaking heir is? Yep, at the local park.
~Family has moved to Sunset Valley~
Victor: Hey, consignment lady, I have stored up 200 of each fruit and veggie. I’d like to sell it all.
Consignment Lady: Okay, throw it at me.
~Splat~
Consignment Lady: I didn’t mean literally you jackass!
Victor: Oops, sorry.
Victor heads across the street to the Elixir shop.
Consignment dude: Can I help you?
Victor: Yes, can I buy that jar?
Victor: Hey, got something for you!
Molly: What the hell are you doing??
Victor: Wait and see!
The elixir had them both running for the nearest woohoo spot.
Yoshi seems undisturbed by the undead mommy holding her. She also got her makeover.
Molly: Oh hunny, I’m hungry!
Not only did she feed, she also turned him.
Molly: That’ll teach you to throw stuff at people without asking first.
Victor was tasked with upgrading the sprinkler in the newer section of the garden.
Molly is having snuggly time with Yoshi again. It’s their first full moon together.
Alan just randomly came in to give her a hug too. So adorbz!
Victor: Feels like my veins are on fire.
Victor joins his ex-wife in undeadness.
Molly shows off her secret. Vampira lays by the bed looking up skirts.
Nice outfit random zombie lady.
Yoshi is almost done with her last skill item.
Victor: I have been watching these last few months and once has any of the kids backed away from you. No one has stopped by to heckle you or treat you like a leper. I don’t know what caused it or what fixed it, but will you marry me again?
With three kids and one on the way, Molly was no idiot.
They immediately woohoo’d and headed outside to where their previous wedding crap was still set up. Everyone was on hand, but the bus came so the kids missed the actual event.
As the last little foot steps on the bus, Molly and Victor sealed the deal with a kiss.
Seconds later, sparklies invade Yoshi and she ages up to child.
Still gardening. Iris had lost her job somehow in the move, so I have dumped all the veggies from the family into her inventory and sent her to get her job back.
They all took a family outing (minus the four boys who were on their way home from school) to sell off Iris’ inventory.
Spike: I’m being followed by VAMPIRES! AHHHHH!
Crap. I forgot Molly was big enough to go into labor any moment.
Iris: Baby, I have something for you!
Spike: I feel strong and powerful! Vamps beware!
Yoshi: Mommy! A fireplace!
Spike: I’m feeling quite frisky.
Whew! The way they were making out, I was worried he was going to mount her right here. Luckily, he just gave her a massage. Too bad all I hear for the next three days is woohoo music.
Molly: I want one. You seriously need to get me a rocking chair.
Not ever going to happen. Rocking chairs are bad.
Molly: FINE! Be that way. Bitch!
Molly: Oh god! My tummy feels like it’s on a seesaw!
Better than a rocking chair any day.
She delivered another little girl on the front porch of the house. I can’t quite remember her name. Zardeh or Zerdah. Totally made it up too.
To test his woman’s worthiness, Spike transformed. All three paparazzi’s peed themselves and passed out. Iris did get the terrified moodlet, but then she giggled and clapped. She then decided he needed mounting.
We cancelled that and had him bite her good.
Spike: My woman is worthy!
I missed the pic op! Oh no. Wally is now a fairy. I’m changing up the rules when he takes over. I can’t wait to share.
Wally: I feel all tingly. I better get off of this.
Wally has joined the teenage years full of angst and hormones. His generation will be skipping the hate kids trait like Grandma Iris did.
Speaking of Iris. I had her come out to visit with Wally.
Iris: So, I hate to ask such a personal question, boy, but do you like boys or girls?
Wally: This is highly inappropriate, Grandma!
Iris: Oh don’t be such a prude and just answer.
Wally: Fine. I like girls. Ugh. *stomps off *
Freezer bunny on a llama never stops amusing me. I even put all the wedding stuff away that’s been on the lawn for 15 years.
Spike: You look like you need some attention, woman.
Wally: Eww Grandpa! Get a room.
Victor: Wife, let’s go have some sexy times.
Molly *runs to the nearest woohoo spot*
It’s like spring fever in this house.
After sexy times are done, Z is ready to age up.
Cute little thing. She got the Wahl hair and Molly’s eyes.
This is where we leave off. I am going to try and get more done and scheduled to update on a more consistent basis. So, sorry it took so long. I never did address Virgil. I moved him out when he divorced Molly. He did not make the move. I think I have Alfie and Bianca’s graves, but no others. I’m hoping I have a super old save somewhere so I can get Jade back, but that was two or three towns ago that she went missing.
Chapter 17 – V is for Daddy?
I apparently deleted the screenshots I took like a complete n00b dumbass.
It was mostly family gardening…yay? After school the next day, I had Iris go get a gardening job and then she confiscated everyone’s veggies. She took them and sold them. She got to level 5 of her career with one sale. Virgil can’t handle school without getting a major stressed moodlet so he signed up for homeschooling.
Victor wants a career in science, so he signed up for the science academy. Another dog, named Lakia joined us because Rookie needs love too.
I caught Victor chatting up Molly after he did an opportunity. He asked her to prom and she said yes. They went on a date.
While they were on the date, I had seen an odd option that should never be there…and I clicked it. It was very naughty of me to have them woohoo at the theater, especially since the last thing I did when they moved here was make sure no teen woohoo was allowed. Well anyway, she has about 24-hours before she starts gaining weight. On a regular woohoo. 
Neither one are happy about this.
But since the chance of having a perfect genetic is possible, he quickly ties her to the family.
Not being a complete idiot, she said yes.
She moved in and brought a much needed $2500 with her. Lo and behold, she wants a science career too. I didn’t get a chance to have her apply for the science academy before she ran off to school.
The first thing Victor did was call up Timmy to ask what he should do. Timmy wasn’t much help as he is a paramedic working the late shift and had just got off work and was heading to bed.
Molly has ginormous eyes. She got a major makeover.
I really think with her black hair she is going to give me fits when reproducing an heir.
It’s not a major improvement, but at least she doesn’t look like an old maid anymore. The downfall is that she has five siblings. With her five and Victor’s 13, we will never find a spouse for generation 6.
She was sent out to get familiar with the garden before prom.
Lakia is the little girl pups name. Cute too.
I’m tired and not really in the mood to to post about prom. In duplicate: Molly like Victor’s chicken dance. He liked hers. He suggested that everyone pull a prank while he got his crown. Victor and Molly were the dynamic duo. Molly never left his side. he never left hers. Molly really charmed Victor. He really charmed her. Molly really made a good impression on Victor. He did the same with her.
At the bottom of the spectrum. Virgil: Got into a fight cuz someone looked at him funny. He spotted someone hitting on his crush and a fight broke out. He then got caught checking someone else’s date out and another fight broke out.
After prom, Molly asked Iris to teach her to drive. Iris was more than happy to help her out.
Well, she learned a little bit before morning sickness hit for the first time and she should be doing the maternity spin soon too.
There is something definitely amiss around here. She still has the toilet up in the corner to go throw up. We never got the I’m pregnant music and she just did this instead of standing there for 32 hours trying to spin.
As I save my game so I can zoom off to bed for a little while, I am left pondering…will Friday the 13th be their lucky day and give them perfect genetics on the first try?
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Part 2
It is now July 28th. From here on out, there should not be any more problems as my computer had an upgrade. I realized that I lost Molly’s skin from Lemonleaf, so I gave her a different one. I also noticed that I put green in her hair, I personally think that is almost cheating. I changed it to a blue of some kind.
I’m calling this part two, because I have no clue what is going on. I stopped midway through an update due to the errors.
Wider screen, but smaller shots. Even resized 55%, the shot is around 650 pixels wide. It’s super early Saturday morning after prom. Bianca came out and everyone boos Molly. It might be because she is a pregnant teen? I have never seen this before. Even Victor, who knocked her up, boos her constantly.
The garden is massive and it is finally producing perfect produce every time.
It does take six people most of the day to do it too.
Saturday night was Lakia’s birthday. I doubt I will do puppies yet, but they are slated for the future sometime.
I could kick your asses. Victor was being told to do laundry. These two were asleep. Out of nowhere, a lullaby. I have TFB off, so I will have to check my risky settings.
Molly got large from one frame to the next. Please, please have perfect genes on the first go!
Kiss it up now…I’m still mad at you.
Molly, Victor and Virgil all went to a gardening class and read a book.
Virgil wished to learn Molly’s sisters sign. So he met up with Ashley and then they went out on a date.
Late Sunday/early Monday showed a Molly almost ready to pop.
Virgil thought he would be cool and play gnubb backwards. He promptly threw it up and got whacked in the head. Lily and Uliana thought it was hysterical.
A shotgun wedding was performed.
It was a nice quiet ceremony. Virgil was on his way to the house and Iris and Spike were on their way out of bed.
I do led to labor. I sent them off to the hospital.
I screwed up. I died for a good five minutes when he aged up to toddler. I named him Wally. *giggle snort* Wally Wahl. *dies*
No sooner than Wally was born, Iris popped.
Dad is sporting his I HATE YOU, KID moodlet. Molly won’t go near him. I did keep him a baby for a whole 24-hours. Only Boo has to keep them babies for the normal time of 2 days. Normally I age them up immediately.
Look who has perfect genes! YIPPEE!! Iris taught him to walk. Spike taught him to potty and Virgil taught him to talk.
Grandma gets him up and puts him to bed at night.
Wally: Toy!
Wally is pretty much left to his own devices most of the time.
So adorable! I’m glad he got his dads perfect genes but his mom’s looks.
Virgil: What do you mean you’re pregnant again?
I thought they needed a spare just in case.
I wish I hadn’t lost Jade’s grave, but here is three generations of perfect genes. Anyone else think it’s funny that Victor the child hater had to take the kid to cake?
<Derp>
<derp after makever>
Then he saw his mom and did this. It’s the same thing the parent/kids/teens do when a kid sucks at the xylo. I’m getting really annoyed with everyone doing that for hours on end. Wally wouldn’t even get cake until he had done this 6 times.
I fell in love with my computer yet again at this pic. Everyone grabbed cake, sat down and ate together in about 10 sim minutes. Usually two people get cake while 4 more stand their fighting. Then they get cake and the first two are done.
I think they are insignificant, but Iris gave birth to twins, Alan and Arkin (LOL).
Wally is brave and artistic. I let him play video games until I sent him off to a painting class.
Victor: Can you make them stop so I can put this disgusting thing down?
I’ll do you one better, young man.
Alan
Arkin – Perfect genetics, good job Iris.
Middle of the night brought us yet another labor.
Molly brings us Xavier.
It is officially Victor and Virgil’s birthday. Molly still has one day left, but since I have plans, she gets cake too.
Well, it had nothing to do with her being a pregnant teen. They all stood around doing this instead of going to bed.
Sorry Molly! We love you, but I can’t deal with this all day long. Molly and Virgil moved out. They got engaged later that day.
Xavier has blonde hair and grey eyes. Cute little guy. I made Victor potty train him. Then he went to get a job in the science industry.
Graduation day and the three adults and three toddlers joined Molly and Virgil. Victor graduated with honors and voted most like to get married. O.O
This is really annoying. Stop that, Wally!
Wally: That sight is not good! We should all do this all day long and never go home!
That’s your mom, you little brat!
If anyone knows why everyone does this to poor Molly, let me know. I can’t stand it. I really liked her! Xavier has the same traits as Wally, brave and artistic. Virgil got easily impressed. Molly got neat and Victor rolled lucky.
Stay tuned. I bet this generation doesn’t last for more than two more updates.
Chapter 16 – Wasting Time
The bad thing about an heir being born is the time wasting for them to age up to YA. How boring.
Just going to throw out some random shots of nothingness. Iris and her fake smile.
While the boys play, Iris was forced to do chin ups. I have to do a makeover since it appears she lost her workout outfit.
Victor and Virgil are quickly getting skills done. So far, this family has zero lag. I like it.
Victor is proving to be the smarter twin. Lucky for us, he’s the heir. Virgil took forever to potty train.
Spike: Daddy used to drive a police car. Can you say “Police car”?
Victor: Po-po gunna git yew.
Then they moved houses and moved towns. We are taking over Rflong’s Picaroon Island. This is the same island and lot that the Asylum is on, I think.
More skilling to break in the new house.
Aging is broken. The twins, Timmy and Tommy age up. Uliana’s age seems to be broken too. She ages up with them.
I guess they turned out okay. Not nearly as ugly as some of the teens we’ve had previously.
The dog that was kept, Rookie, aged up too. He was set at being a puppy for like 30 days. Not even gonna happen.
I had Iris and Spike start a garden. The amount of sprinklers that had to be fixed to aut-water was insane.
I never did see Victor or Virgil’s birthday. Off to boarding school all five kids went. Poor Spike and Iris have been in the garden for over a week now.
Spike ran off to sell some inventory junk. He didn’t have much though.
The garden after a week. The tomatoes at the front are putrid quality! Both Iris and Spike have level 10 gardening skill, but icky seeds.
Iris learned the level 5 composition to kill off a wish.
They stayed at boarding school for 6 days. When I checked on them to make sure we didn’t miss their teen birthday, they had not aged a single day. I was not amused. They were immediately brought home and aged up.
At that time, the wedding that the boys ditched is going into hour 10 without the marriage taking place.
Yep, Spike and Iris have been engaged for decades and finally wished to get married since I kept forgetting.
Victor is there to show you that unlike his mother, he did get the hates kids trait.
Victor wouldn’t sit down, so he got to be in the photo.
Victor continues to ignore his parents and their wedding in favor of hating on all the kids at there too.
The married couple! They just stood here in shock for an hour before going to cut the cake.
The wedding was over, but Penny was stuck throwing rice. I had to reset her.
A female bin pre-made and a male pre-made were made over in CAS and stuck in town after I made six genetic children for them.
I billion boring years later, Timmy, Tommy and Uliana hit YA..finally.
Timmy
Tommy
Not sure what is up with these girls and their ginormous boobs, but whatever. Uliana was so ugly that I actually wasted time and did plastic surgery on her in CAS since she is moving out now. You can probably imagine how ugly she was because no amount of time spent fixed her. She is barely passable in looks now.’
I hate to say it, but I don’t think we will ever get rid of the Jade Ugly. Prom in two days, nine days to YA, but if I can get Victor on the honor roll for at least three days, he will definitely be aging up early.
I’m so ready for Iris and Spike to be able to relax. I also need to age them up since they were using YA potions.
There we go. Pre-makeover full adult pics. Iris has a midlife crisis though and I always do those. Breaks up my boredom.
While in school, the V boys are always set to “Talk to Friends”
Victor rolled this as it seems Marie is the only one he talks to at school.
I just saw Alana and now I’m stuck pondering how a Wahl cousin became a vampire when no one else in the family is one. I swear Victor looks like an old man in this pic. I hate the Wahl Genetics lol. So much ugly should not be allowed.
Anyway, we caught Marie after school and so Victor was set to chat her up.
Guess which two people are not friends anymore.
I didn’t particularly care, since this is the sister I wanted him interested in anyway lol
He needed a fish for an opportunity, but came across an excavation site right next to the pond. He dug up two mysterious gnomes before catching a fish.
Then hubby decided we had to leave, so this is all for now. I hope to get the next generation started this weekend.
Chapter 15 – Birthday and Baby Quickie
I loaded up the game for a little bit, but was unable to play for very long due to the wind here causing power problems.
If you remember, there was a crash at the end of the last update.
Well, Uliana was back to being a toddler. So, I did a quick skill check and she was all skilled up and I immediately aged her up.
In the neverending quest to earn money, when Iris wished to make a Time Machine, I had her do it to sell.
Sabrina and Robbie are home. They are getting ready to have their birthday, but help first by upgrading the sprinklers.
This was actually posted here during gameplay.
Boobs Sabrina is almost an exact replica of Iris, but with Spike’s hair.
Robbie surprised me. He is so cute.
Splash and Max had moreee puppies. Both are male, so I kept the little one closest to us.
Apparently she was pregnant in the last update. I do recall that I gave her fertility treatment after Uliana was born. Please, please give us an heir this time.
Iris gives us Victor and Virgil.
I seriously was bouncing in my seat. I didn’t peek though. This is Victor.
OMG! Virgil is the purplest cutie ever. I still see a bit of Grandpa Alfie around the eyes, but I have no clue where the purple hair and eyebrows comes from. I lubs him!
Are we ready to sneak a look at Victor? Cross your fingers boys and girls. I’m tired of babies.
And we got it. Green hair, check. Purple eyes, check. Woot!
Iris was ecstatic over having an heir now. She immediately sat down to play with him and completely ignored little Virgil.
Chapter 14 – Birthdays and a Shopping Spree
Please bare with me. I am hunting down lag, plus I haven’t opened up the Iris save files in two weeks. I have some pics left over from last update and I can’t quite remember what was going on.
Our two heir potentials were born last update. Timmy and Tommy if I remember correctly.
Sabrina is (still?) skilling on the blocks.
I know this little guy has a name, I just can’t remember it for the life of me. I will insert it here when the game finally loads. Apparently, he does not like clowns.
Timmy and Tommy are both ready to become toddlers…so am I for that matter.
One of you, please, please have perf. genes.
Well, I guess this is a no, plus he’s sorta creepy looking.
Another no D: 11 kids so far.
I guess they’re sorta cute even if they are not heirs.
Time for skilling. Quincy really enjoyed helping out and Robbie was never far away either.
Iris was found working out. She informed me that there would not be any more babies until the T’s hit childhood.
Splash and the unnamed male, had their first litter.
This ends the pics from March 25th.
April 9th ~~
Opened the game up a little while ago and these two were doing their last little bit on the xylophone. As soon as they are done, they will have birthday time. Also of note, was serious lag.
I swear he has a name, I just have no clue what it is. I keep forgetting to look. His social was in the dumps and it took Quincy two hours to walk from the front door to his bed to brush him.
Splash: I can haz more babies??
Quincy: How was your Friday night? Oh it was great. I fixed the dishwasher while standing in a puddle of water.
Don’t die.
I quickly directed Spike to mop up around him.
It was a Friday night. Nothing good was coming from the lag….so I decided that instead of everyone except Sabrina having a birthday, I would throw hers in too. It was three days early though.
It took 12 hours. Literally. There will be no CAS pics for now. I have to hunt down the lag..but first..
I went shopping…and I mean major shopping. To the tune of about 50k spent. The backyard is a war zone of fun stuff. I will have to build on to the back of the house to clean up the yard a ton.
As you can see, the first thing on the agenda is get a lullaby out of the photobooth. It took four tries, but I won.
Yep, my new favorite toy is the photobooth.
This is where the lag finally drove me nuts. It took 20 minutes to save. So, I shut it down, and went through my Mods. Looks like I had two male default skins. I hope that is the conflict slowing these guys down.
I quickly went straight to CAS. Quincy got a big makeover and was put on the exchange. He isn’t ugly or attractive, kinda mid-way between the two.
Robbie, got hair and that’s it. He looks like a snob.
Sabrina isn’t so bad, but that forehead is big.
Timmy and Tommy are identical in the face department.
Poor guy is so unhappy with me. Spike adopted him previously. Meet Max Spunk.
Okay now that this part is done. I guess I better have Quincy move out and check the lag problem. Well, it’s still a bit laggy, but not bad enough to tick me off.
Robbie, Sabrina, Timmy and Tommy were all put in Boarding school in an attempt to lessen the lag.
LOL We got this before she realized she was preggo. I’ve never seen it before, so it must have came with Showtime.
Karma bit Spike in the behind. I then sent everyone off to bed.
Spike: I foresee a little person playing with blocks in our future.
This is confirmed the next day.
With no kids in the house, the bored adults train the dogs to hunt.
Iris takes over the garden and the sprinkler upgrades.
Spike chose to upgrade the shower.
Spike and Iris: *flirt flirt* Shared I wubss you’s.
Max: I brought the paper. Give me wubbss too!
Splash: Attention, attention puppy incoming!
Baby Danny is born. Since he is a single pup, we will keep him.
I know for a fact that I have done this before, but I just realized that it must have died in a fiery crash. Redo!
They are officially engaged again. No wedding for a bit. I want to try a real wedding party. It will be my first. I am hoping that all the kids show up.
Both Iris and Spike had service awards to collect, but they took separate vehicles. Poor Iris went into labor on the side of the road.
Luckily the hospital is right there.
I hope this one has perfect genes. Baby #12 is Uliana. (think Juliana without the J)
I get the feeling that Iris is tired of popping out babies. I don’t blame her.
Gotta have the cute baby in the swing pic.
It’s the moment of truth! Oh please please be the heir.
Spike: *puff* If you’ve *puff* seen one birthday *puff* you’ve seen them all *puff*
Omg. No! No! No! And note that she is so ugly on top of that.
I have officially had it. They were both given fertility treatment.
Yep….I’m still amused.
Spike did all of the skilling this time around.
The gnomes watched Iris work in the garden.
Then the next day they took turns playing with her.
Max went on to become an elder.
Not much of a difference if you ask me. Splash is pregnant again.
Roxy was adopted for Danny.
Eventually it was time for Uliana to get to childhood, do the blocks skill and run off to boarding school.
He followed her around the house for a bit and when she finally stopped, he gave her a massage. I ❤ Spike. Such a sweetie.
Uliana seemed to get uglier.
Those money trees that one of the daughters put in finally became harvestable. They made $15k on them. They were also able to pick up 10 Money tree seeds and plant them.
Then Crash. I have no clue how far back I have to go. I had saved within the hour previously, so hopefully not too much was lost. So we will end it here. Let’s hope the bun(s?) in the oven produce an heir/ess.
Chapter 13 – Time With the Kids
Well, I went to play just now and loaded the wrong save. I was sitting there so confused. Anyway, got out of that save and into the correct one.
I had Michelle and Penny reading skill books, so that means that Opal and Nola were forced to learn the athletic skill.
I am determined to spend time with the kids this time around. I am not sure if that’s good or bad. With the way the saves are acting up, they might disappear on me at any time.
With only one bookcase, this is why only two read at once.
Nola snuck off to play with Puppy 3.
Everyone is doing something fun.
Too soon, they all switched spots.
Spike: I have a really fun idea!
Iris: *waits*
Spike: Wasn’t that fun?
Iris: *giggles*
Wasn’t expecting this, but yay!
Little Splash was born to Glider and Captain.
Captain then aged up to elder. 
I believe this is from Quincy coming home from Boarding School. Another teen in the house.
Big age gap between these two. Here is our new and improved Robbie. We are hoping that the color coded jammies spill over into the genetic pool.
They didn’t, but he is too cute for us to be disappointed.
Mom immediately starts getting the necessary skills out of the way.
I finally found something that lazy Nola likes to do.
Captain: *bark bark bark woof?” (translated- What you doin humans?)
Jenn and Captain hear *lullaby*
Captain: Woof woof woof BARK!? (There’s no more room for humans…need more dogs, yes?)
Captain: Bark! (Told you so)
This time around everyone ages up when they are supposed to. No early cakes. First up is Michelle. She will stay here until her sisters are YA too.
We’ll throw in a dash of Robbie since we aren’t used to single birthdays.
Michelle hits YA with Eccentric, Friendly, Good, Loves the Outdoors and adventurous. When she moves out with her sisters, she quickly gets engaged to a girl name Maritza. A few years later, they got married. I knew from prom days that she went both ways. So, I was not surprised.
Little Robbie is cute. He is off to play with blocks.
She never popped, or I didn’t see it. Was kinda surprised when she waddled by.
Several kids had to deal with traffic the night they had to learn to drive.
Iris: OWWWIEEEE!!!
You’d think after almost a baseball team was shot from that uterus, that she’d be oblivious to the pain by now.
Opal and Robbie: (synchronized) OMG! Medic!!
Opal: Man, that looks tiring. Hope she doesn’t get fatigued after this.
Robbie: I’m so glad I’m not a girl.
Please, please, please let this Sabrina have perfect genetics.
Three birthdays coming right up!
Scratch that. Let’s make it an even number!
Yippee! Woohoo!
Robbie: I can’t party while there’s a broken appliance in this house!
I totally LOL’d my ass off. I recall saying she would get her LTW before she moved and she got it during her cake time. All of her plants popped right then and she got the perfect garden.
Without a makeover, I have no clue who it is. The poke your eye out boobs make me think it’s Nola.
I let them all stay for a bit and have cake.
Sabrina failed, but again, too cute to be disappointed in.
Opal: Brave, Snob, Clumsy, Family Oriented and Athletic.
Nola: Charismatic, Neat, Family Oriented, Genius and Brave.
Penny: Klepto, Perceptive, Genius, Brave and Daredevil.
All four have been saved and will be heading to the exchange later today (3-25). These three are still single in my game.
The Family went broke, but they bought the four girls an 8 sleeper house, originally a nursery house for the Queen Bee Drones and kids, but I refuse to build, so everyone has these in their towns now.
A few days later, it was time for Sabrina to grow up a bit more.
With an almost empty house, these guys decided that we need a “T” child. Here’s hoping for a girl. Tiffany is what we have picked out.
Glider and Captain are still spry enough to pop out more puppies. Puppy 3 and Viola went with the girls.
Puppies!
Baby!
I finally got around to doing Sabrina’s makeover.
You can see that not only does she have to listen to kids music, I have her glued to the kidz zone too.
We got some family time going on..well they’re all in the same area anyway.
Iris: Dum de dum. Off to mail gems because we are poor.
Iris: *stares at mailbox*
I knew you could get deliveries from the mail, but for it to force a delivery when it’s empty? Just mean, mailbox. Just mean.
Meet Timmy and Tommy. I got gypped out of a Tiffany. Timmy is the little blue btw.
Hey look at that we caught up to where I opened the game today. Since they are brand new and I haven’t played yet, we leave off here. Will one of these cuties be our next heir? Will Iris and Spike be running for the bed? There’s room! We could do some time machine fun!
Stay tuned to our next update.
Chapter 12 – The Filler Chapter
I am going to spare you yet another replay. It all happens the same way…almost.
We are in dire need of money. Iris and Spike write books together now. We are up to about $40k a week in royalties between the two.
Currently, I have quit having Iris and Spike work on genes in order to keep room for the future kids to show up. This is our new, first future child.
I wonder if she had green hair in her future life? I hate that she went to YA with her old lady gray hair. This is Melissa Wahl.
Soon after, this dapper gentleman came through.
Future child #2 is Morgan Wahl.
Iris spent time with both “children” to get to know them and other motherly things.
I went and built a 10×10 house with just the basic necessities. I then placed a bunch of them around town.
Quincy is now ready for childhood…again.
Michelle was at boarding school. I chose to let her come home instead of staying in. Quincy was signed up to go. We even had another visit from Bianca.
Quincy’s hairdo pic.
I bought Melissa and then Morgan their own 10×10 house, since that’s all I could afford. They each made it to their respective houses and got jobs. Melissa has a boyfriend (I did a rapid immigration this time). Morgan and Melissa might have known each other in the future or something, they hang out together a lot.
We did manage to re-get Viola, but she didn’t get a cool makeover yet. Puppy 3 (still no named ghost dog) and Viola are expecting.
We picked up another female for Glider. Her name is Captain. Not big on that as a girl name, but whatever. They have one puppy so far. This one is a no name little boy.
Closer inspection reveals a heart on the left and a flower on his side. Pretty darn cute.
Iris is back down to needing one level for her painting and one level for writing in order to get her LTW. I got bored and I have been reading a blog with a stylist who gives whacky makeovers. Looked like a heck of a good time. We forced Iris to become one. She made her boss over as a Decepticon. She was not happy, which is okay. Her and Iris had a huge fight over 3 trait incompatibilities. They hate each other.
With the addition of the two future children and Michelle aging up, Spike will complete his LTW as soon as the other girls hit teen.
Oh can you guess? No more babies for now. I want to focus on the girls for a bit. I had read that if you use the Time Machine for a “Try For Baby” that the future/past children would show up within a few hours. Apparently, that is untrue. It took a week for both future kids to show up. Iris and Spike are not allowed near it anymore.
Not only did Nola, Opal and Penny turn teen, they got home in time for prom.
Michelle – at home reading, going to school and working on skills. She is level 3 in inventing, level 2 in charisma, level 8 in cooking, level 3 in gardening, level 7 in handiness, level 6 in logic, level 4 in mixology, level 4 in writing, level 3 in martial arts and level 5 in photography….only from classes and book reading. She is home schooled so that we can do all this. Her LTW is to be a Celebrated 5-star chef. She is good, eccentric, friendly and loves the outdoors. I am going to pick her last trait at YA and give her Natural Cook.
Nola – has made it on the honor roll. She has not picked a LTW. She has not been home (as with the other two girls) to have read many books. She is level 7 in writing and the rest are what she earned as a toddler with books. She is a Party animal who is neat, brave and afraid of water….wouldn’t that cancel out the brave part?
Opal – is on the honor roll and wants to have the Perfect Garden. I am hoping to have that done before she hits YA. Her gardening skill is currently at level 4. She is a Clumsy snob who is brave and athletic. Her best skill is logic and it’s at level 5.
Penny – Enrolled in Military high school since she wants to be an Astronaut. Her handiness skill is level 7, writing skill is mastered and logic is level 9. I think she’s been sneaking books as this was all news to me. Not sure about the writing skill…I might have done that to her during childhood. She is a Brave, Perceptive, genius who likes to steal stuff.
The reason for the formal makeovers was for prom. Penny is the only one that came back with a romantic interest. The universal NPC babysitter, Davey Linell. I swear the goober follows me around to each world.
I even gave Iris and Spike makeovers too. We will see them next time. This was basically a catch up update to how I replayed through the future kids. I quit doing the Time Machine when Quincy was a toddler, which might explain only getting two future kids instead of three. I’m not rushing the kids off for once, as I can just use YA potions when needed. There are 7 people in the house and 5 dogs, one of whom is pregnant with a litter that could end up being 1-4 puppies. I also did not take any pics of the replay. I felt that you can pretty much look at the last two chapters to see how it might have gone. I just don’t have a Robbie, Seth or Sabrina. I am hoping they will be born in the future though….no not time machine future.
Tart Genes 